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(Source: todayspoop)

todayspoop:

Morning Poop.
I shit out a camera shy baby tuna fish.
Aquodynamic biodegradable fin and everything.

todayspoop:

Morning Poop
Whole lotta noise and commotion for not much poop. It was one of those ones where you don’t want to see what’s there but you get up to see it how gross it is. Where you wipe your whole butt and the edge of the paper has poop on it…and it’s like omg there’s more. Foggy bottom poop.

todayspoop:

Morning Poop
Dinosaur. Thick stumpy legs and long tail..possibly a short necked brontosaurus. Rare.

todayspoop:

Morning Poop.
If you ever saw Iron Man II….the tan solid poop is Ironman and the dark brown shit is the brain monster that was engulfing him at the end of the movie. If you don’t get all that-it’s still a pretty epic poop in both texture and color.

todayspoop:

Morning Poop.
Looks like the Yoga symbol to me.
Downward dog poop.
Namaste bitches.

todayspoop:

Morning Poop.
If that ain’t pacman gobbling a dot and being chased by a ghost—kill me now.
Poop Rorschachs for you MF’rz

todayspoop:

Happy hour Poop.
What? Wait. My poop just jizzed at me….nah that’s just milk spit and plastics. It does look like two big lips spitting jizz back at you though. #3D

todayspoop:

Morning Poop.
Not feeling well down below…
Looks like a mess. A big stinking mess. I guess that’s why they call it shit.
Upper right I see a monkey face, and can make out a dancing body. WTF do you see? Poop Rorschach’s up I’m this MFer!!! Instagram poops.

(Source: boileddove)